Top 10 Anime That I Will NEVER Watch + Top 5 Anime That I Will NEVER Finish
Have you ever had that one anime that you swore to yourself that you'd never watch, even if your life depended on it? What about an anime that you started watching and, for whatever reason, have absolutely no desire to continue? Well, that's the case with me, and in fact, I've got more than one of each; listing those that I feel the strongest toward is why I'm writing this today. With that in mind, how about we start with my top 10 anime that I can guarantee I will never watch in my lifetime?
10. Peeping Life
Honestly, this anime never really stood out to me, and it's probably best that it stays that way. The plot looks boring, the art looks awful, and the fact that it has a 5.46 score on MAL - which is pretty low by their standards - doesn't give me a lot of hope for the comedy. I believe I've said enough; let's move on.
9. Bastard!!
My reason for refusing to watch this one is probably the pettiest out of everything else on this list, but it's a reason nonetheless; it's because the title contains a curse word. Since the time I refused to watch this anime for that reason, I've read a manga called "Kiss My ***" (which has hemorrhoids as a central plot point), so this makes my reason even more petty, but regardless, this anime doesn't interest me at all. Plus, just look at that image.... Yeah. Moving on.
8. Anything in the Gundam franchise
"What?! You're never going to watch Gundam?! You fake fan!" Whoa. Before you get all butthurt and blow up in my face, just hear me out first. While Gundam is a very well-known mecha anime franchise, I refuse to watch it because of the fact that there are way too many installments in the franchise for me to watch. If I end up watching any of these installments and like it well enough, I'm going to want to watch all of the installments, from the original Mobile Suit Gundam to the currently-airing Gundam Build Divers; the time spent trying to get through all of them could be spent on a whole variety of different anime to watch instead! Are we clear? Good.
7. Colorful
....Oops. Wrong anime. (I've actually watched this movie, by the way, and it's pretty good.)
An anime centered around perverted men committing perverted acts on women without their consent? That has to be one of the most immoral and pointless things that I have ever heard about. From what I've gathered about this anime, it's not only going to degrade women, but it'll also establish that all men are horny perverts who just want to stick their sausages in something (AND I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY SAUSAGES, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT). I'd like to believe that there are men who have more courtesy than that, thank you very much; for that reason, I'm not going to watch the Colorful anime....the Colorful TV anime, anyway.
6. Violence Jack
Senseless violence and senseless rape. This is the impression that I'm getting from Violence Jack, and the fact that I once saw a GIF for it that is absolutely disgusting doesn't do any favors for it. Plus, there's the 5.37 score on MAL that the first in this trilogy of OVAs has, which is a bit lower than Peeping Life. Yeah, that's pretty much it; I didn't provide a lot of reasons, but I believe I've said enough.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I turn your attention to this review of Aki Sora? Yeah, it's because of this anime that he's destroying his laptop at the beginning of the video. In all honesty, though, I was against myself watching this anime before that review even came out. The main reason is that it's a borderline-hentai; considering all of the borderline-hentai OVAs I've seen and hated *coughRescueMecough*, I believe I've had enough of those for a lifetime. It doesn't help that this is incest, either, which is something I absolutely do not condone. Sure, I've seen my fair share of incest anime, but Aki Sora is just not going to be part of that fair share.
Ah, One Piece, perhaps one of the longest-running shounen anime there is out there....and one that I will never watch for that precise reason. Seriously, this anime has been airing for far too long now, and it's about time Luffy and his crew find the One Piece; either way, there are way too many episodes for me to have any hopes of catching up. Like with Gundam, all of the time I would spend trying to catch up on One Piece could be spent watching a whole variety of anime instead. Plus, I tried reading the manga back in junior high, and it wasn't all that interesting to me.
NO. NO. NO. NO. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE.
I may be over the whole "I will never watch yaoi anime but I do watch yuri anime so I'm a freaking hypocrite" phase now, but that does not mean there won't be any yaoi anime that I refuse to watch. I mean, this anime is about a high school boy getting it on with his father. Yes, you read that right; he's having a relationship with his father. I know he's adopted, but that's no excuse! I refuse to watch something with this kind of subject matter!
2. Every hentai ever made
Just because I'm not a minor anymore doesn't mean I'm going to cross the line; I have refused to watch hentai, I currently refuse to watch hentai, and I will refuse to watch hentai until I die. That's because of a hentai picture I saw by accident when I was 11 that scarred for my life; I can't even go on the Wikipedia page for hentai anymore because of that being where I saw it! There have been a few hentai titles that have interested me because of them actually having interesting plots (I know hentai with actual plots are unheard of, but just trust me on this one), but the unfortunate encounter I had that day just cut me too deep. Plus, my mother would stop trusting me if she caught me watching it. Yeah.
1. Boku no Pico
I'd prefer to never see you to begin with, thank you very much, Pico.
As you can see, I wasn't fooled by those who say to watch this infamous shotacon yaoi; I've done my research and said, "Nope." I know that this should be included in #2, as Boku no Pico is a hentai, but the amount of infamy surrounding it allowed me to include this separately. In any case, I absolutely refuse to become like the poor anime fans who were subjected to this and become even more scarred than I already was.
With that out of the way, let's jump right into part 2 of this blog post, which is the list of my top 5 anime I absolutely refuse to finish, even with my tendency to pick anime that I've dropped back up. Considering the fact that I've actually watched an episode or two of each of these anime, I hope that my reasons will be more in-depth.
5. Don't Leave Me Alone Daisy
Yeah, you're not going to have me watch you ever again.
Well, let's see.... When I watched your first episode, I was subjected to the psychotic mind of Reijiro Techno, who went on to become one of my least favorite anime characters just from that one episode alone. His intentions are to take control of his love interest, Hitomi Matsuzawa, or "Daisy", as he "names" her. He's willing to subject his peers with torture without batting an eye, and he believes that Hitomi would consent to his actions toward her. Yeah, it's pretty much just Techno making me not wanting to go past episode 1, and you know what? That's enough of a reason for me.
Sometime after this anime finished airing, I decided to give it a try to see what's so wrong with it; one episode with an unfunny bear-and-human sex joke later, I decided that it wasn't worth finishing. It wasn't long after I made this decision, however, when I realized how smart I was being at that moment. This anime is a comedy about a young miko (shrine maiden) who wants to go to high school in the big city and her bear best friend who does everything in his power to not allow her to leave her village. Apparently, by the end, her will is broken enough for her to believe that an audience that is cheering for her is instead throwing rocks at her, which leads to her deciding not to leave her village and pursue her dream of attending high school in the big city. The worst part of it all, however? After all of that, her mind regresses to that of a five - no, wait, a three-year-old! In conclusion, I am not subjecting myself to an additional eleven episodes to get to this cop-out ending, especially since I didn't like the first episode to begin with.
3. Mahou Shoujo Site
Why the heck did I even decide to watch the first episode of this currently-ongoing anime in the first place?! I mean, I read the manga back in 2013 and absolutely hated it! I have my reasons for doing so, too; we have our bland-as-heck lead girl getting tortured by her classmates and her brother before gaining magical powers to kill two of her bullies....and you know what, I can't even be bothered with the rest. I don't care for any of the characters at all, and while the plot seemed promising, its execution is too over-the-top for comfort. Overall, I just hate Mahou Shoujo Site, and I hope I never have to see anything related to it ever again.
2. Trouble Chocolate
Back in my junior year of high school, I asked two of my best friends what their least favorite anime were; I was familiar with one friend's answer, Tokyo Ghoul, but not the other's, Trouble Chocolate. At that moment, I thought to myself, "Hey, this anime can't be that bad, right? She's just exaggerating, right?" As a result of my foolishness, Trouble Chocolate nearly took the title of "Worst Anime I've Ever Seen" away from Kono Aozora ni Yakusoku wo, and considering how much I hate that anime, that's saying something! I hated everything about the first episode, from the nonsensical plot to the main girl, who I see as a "more annoying Midori Gurin". The only way I will ever watch Trouble Chocolate again is if I lose a bet that requires me to watch this; in any other circumstance, I absolutely refuse to let this anime come any closer to taking the title.
1. Ninja Slayer From Animation
I went into this knowing nothing about "Inferno Cop", which had a similar "animation" style to this. The "animation" in Ninja Slayer From Animation....well, there was basically none, and it was irritating as heck to look at when I sat through the first episode back in 2015. I also couldn't take the plot all that seriously, but my main gripe is with the "animation". I have since watched Inferno Cop and found it to be infinitely better; after all, it's only 13 3-minute episodes of being subjected to this rather than 26 12-minute episodes! With my growing decrease of patience, I don't think I would be able to sit through another episode of Ninja Slayer From Animation with how long it is, so I think I'd rather not watch it anymore and save my laptop from being thrown out the window.
That concludes my two-in-one list. Now, you know that if you want to get me to watch or finish these anime, you shouldn't bother, as I won't do it. I've got other things to do, such as finishing this one anime I've been watching and writing a review for that. What anime? You'll see soon enough!
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